WHY I'M SINGLE - inappropriate statement shirt - unisex

Own your single status with humor and confidence in this hilarious "Why I'm Single" t-shirt! Featuring a tongue-in-cheek checklist, this tee is perfect for anyone who enjoys self-deprecating jokes and a little over-the-top humor. The bold, playful design highlights your larger-than-life personality (literally!) and is sure to spark laughs and conversations wherever you go. Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt offers all-day comfort for casual outings, parties, or just hanging out with friends. Wear it proudly and make a big statement!

Single and Dangerous - Handle with Care, this giant dick might kill someone! Wear it with confidence, embrace your humorous side, and get ready to turn heads and spark conversations with this one-of-a-kind tee! 🍆🤣

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

- Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd2 (180 g/m2;)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
- The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
- The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.