Welcome to Holy Crab Design, the pinnacle of Swiss craftsmanship brought to you by a sarcastic couple in their fabulous 40s.

Nestled somewhere between the Alps and our morning coffee, we create designs you never knew you needed - and still might not. 😜

Our products are handcrafted with all the precision you'd expect from Switzerland, minus the yodeling (you're welcome). Each piece is infused with a touch of wit, a dash of sarcasm, and possibly some Toblerone crumbs. 🍫

Feel free to peruse our collection of meticulously made items. If you have any questions, comments, or just want to share your thoughts on Swiss cheese, drop us a line. We promise to respond with our signature blend of enthusiasm and dry humor.

Happy browsing (or procrastinating)!

Cheers, The Holy Crab Duo