WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS - hilarious jar candle

Keep it clean - literally and figuratively - with our "Wash Your Fucking Hands" Candle. Made with premium coconut apricot wax, this hand-poured candle burns clean and long, just like your hygiene routine should be. Whether it’s a funny addition to your bathroom decor or a gift with a (hilarious) point, this candle is both practical and a guaranteed conversation starter.

Available in two stylish jar colors – minimalist white for a modern vibe or amber for warm, rustic charm – this candle offers more than just laughs. It’s eco-friendly, long-lasting, and oh-so-relatable.

Keep it clean, keep it funny, and light up your space with personality!🕯️

Why You’ll Love It:
- Premium Wax Blend: Crafted with coconut apricot wax for a smooth, creamy appearance and a cleaner burn.
- Stylish Design: Choose between a sleek white jar or a warm amber jar to match your decor.
- Conversation Starter: This bold statement piece brings personality and a touch of humor to any room.
- Eco-Conscious: Our candles are hand-poured in reusable glass jars and designed with sustainability in mind.

These scented candles are hand-poured in the USA, and made from premium coconut apricot wax with cotton wicks that are lead and zinc-free. With a burn time of approximately 20 hours (up to 50 hours for the 9oz), they provide long-lasting fragrance and warmth. The candles come in 9 scents, as well as in elegant amber and classic clear vessels, topped with a stylish gold lid, making them a beautiful, ambient addition to any space.

- Materials: coconut apricot wax, cotton wick
- Lid color: gold
- Vessel color: amber and clear
- Burn time: up to 20 hours (4oz), up to 50 hours (9oz)
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- Please note: All scents have the same natural color
- Important: Do not leave candles unattended