NOT ROMANTIC, JUST HORNY - inappropriate jar candle

Cut through the romance and get straight to the point with our "Not Romantic, Just Horny" Candle! This cheeky candle is hand-poured with premium coconut apricot wax for a smooth, clean burn that lasts long enough to set any mood – no frills, no fluff, just vibes. Perfect as a gag gift for a partner, a fun addition to date night, or as a playful statement for your space, this candle keeps it real (and hilarious).

Choose between a crisp white jar for a clean, modern look or a warm amber jar for those sultry, no-nonsense vibes.

Light it up and set the tone - no romance required!🕯️

Why You’ll Love It:
- Premium Wax Blend: Crafted with coconut apricot wax for a smooth, creamy appearance and a cleaner burn.
- Stylish Design: Choose between a sleek white jar or a warm amber jar to match your decor.
- Conversation Starter: This bold statement piece brings personality and a touch of humor to any room.
- Eco-Conscious: Our candles are hand-poured in reusable glass jars and designed with sustainability in mind.

These scented candles are hand-poured in the USA, and made from premium coconut apricot wax with cotton wicks that are lead and zinc-free. With a burn time of approximately 20 hours (up to 50 hours for the 9oz), they provide long-lasting fragrance and warmth. The candles come in 9 scents, as well as in elegant amber and classic clear vessels, topped with a stylish gold lid, making them a beautiful, ambient addition to any space.

- Materials: coconut apricot wax, cotton wick
- Lid color: gold
- Vessel color: amber and clear
- Burn time: up to 20 hours (4oz), up to 50 hours (9oz)
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- Please note: All scents have the same natural color
- Important: Do not leave candles unattended