LOOK AT YOU BUYING A HOUSE AND SHIT - hilarious jar candle

Celebrate one of life’s biggest milestones with a little humor and a lot of style. Our "Look at You, Buying a House and Shit" Candle is the perfect housewarming gift for friends, family, or anyone who's officially joined the homeowner’s club. Made with premium coconut apricot wax, this hand-poured candle burns clean and long, setting the mood for settling into their new digs.

Choose between a chic white jar for a modern touch or a warm amber jar for a cozy, rustic vibe. Whether you’re giving it as a gift or treating yourself after closing, this candle is all about turning milestones into memories (with a side of sass).

Light it up and let them settle into their new home - one laugh at a time!🕯️

Why You’ll Love It:
- Premium Wax Blend: Crafted with coconut apricot wax for a smooth, creamy appearance and a cleaner burn.
- Stylish Design: Choose between a sleek white jar or a warm amber jar to match your decor.
- Conversation Starter: This bold statement piece brings personality and a touch of humor to any room.
- Eco-Conscious: Our candles are hand-poured in reusable glass jars and designed with sustainability in mind.

These scented candles are hand-poured in the USA, and made from premium coconut apricot wax with cotton wicks that are lead and zinc-free. With a burn time of approximately 20 hours (up to 50 hours for the 9oz), they provide long-lasting fragrance and warmth. The candles come in 9 scents, as well as in elegant amber and classic clear vessels, topped with a stylish gold lid, making them a beautiful, ambient addition to any space.

- Materials: coconut apricot wax, cotton wick
- Lid color: gold
- Vessel color: amber and clear
- Burn time: up to 20 hours (4oz), up to 50 hours (9oz)
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- Please note: All scents have the same natural color
- Important: Do not leave candles unattended