LIFE IS SHORT SO IS MY DICK - inappropriate statement shirt - unisex

Add a splash of self-deprecating humor to your wardrobe with this cheeky "Life Is Short So Is My Dick" t-shirt. Perfect for those who love to joke around and don't take themselves too seriously, this graphic tee delivers laughs with a bold, edgy twist. Made from a soft, comfortable cotton blend, this shirt is ideal for casual wear, parties, or just chilling with friends. Its minimalistic design paired with the unexpected humor makes it a standout piece that’ll have everyone cracking up. Show off your confidence in a fun way!

Short, Sweet, and Hilarious - Just Like This Tee! Wear it with confidence, embrace your humorous side, and get ready to turn heads and spark conversations with this one-of-a-kind tee! 🤏🏽🍆🤣

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

- Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd2 (180 g/m2;)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
- The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
- The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.