HOLY FUCK, YOU'RE OLD - hilarious jar candle

Celebrate the big milestones with a laugh (and a little bit of shade) with our "Holy Fuck, You’re Old" Candle. Made from premium coconut apricot wax, this hand-poured candle burns clean and long, just like the years they’ve managed to rack up. Whether it’s for a birthday party, gag gift, or just some lighthearted fun, this candle will light up the room – and the laughter.

Choose from a crisp white jar for a sleek look or a cozy amber jar for warm vibes. Perfect for friends, family, or anyone who can take a joke, this candle is the ultimate birthday gag gift for those who’ve seen a few decades (or more).

Because age isn’t just a number - it’s a reason to laugh (and light a candle)!🕯️

Why You’ll Love It:
- Premium Wax Blend: Crafted with coconut apricot wax for a smooth, creamy appearance and a cleaner burn.
- Stylish Design: Choose between a sleek white jar or a warm amber jar to match your decor.
- Conversation Starter: This bold statement piece brings personality and a touch of humor to any room.
- Eco-Conscious: Our candles are hand-poured in reusable glass jars and designed with sustainability in mind.

These scented candles are hand-poured in the USA, and made from premium coconut apricot wax with cotton wicks that are lead and zinc-free. With a burn time of approximately 20 hours (up to 50 hours for the 9oz), they provide long-lasting fragrance and warmth. The candles come in 9 scents, as well as in elegant amber and classic clear vessels, topped with a stylish gold lid, making them a beautiful, ambient addition to any space.

- Materials: coconut apricot wax, cotton wick
- Lid color: gold
- Vessel color: amber and clear
- Burn time: up to 20 hours (4oz), up to 50 hours (9oz)
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- Please note: All scents have the same natural color
- Important: Do not leave candles unattended