DECORATE MY KNOCKERS - inappropriate christmas shirt - unisex
DECORATE MY KNOCKERS - inappropriate christmas shirt - unisex
Deck the halls (and more) with this hilariously cheeky Decorate My Knockers Christmas shirt! Designed in the style of an ugly Christmas sweater, this shirt features playful angel graphics with an eyebrow-raising phrase that’s sure to make everyone chuckle. Perfect for holiday parties, gift exchanges, or simply spreading some inappropriate cheer, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter.
With its pixelated, vintage-inspired print and festive design, you’ll stay in the holiday spirit while keeping things lighthearted. Great for anyone with a bold sense of humor, it’s a fantastic option for ugly sweater contests or casual holiday gatherings.
Whether you’re looking to score some laughs at your next Christmas party or want to surprise a friend with a memorable (and slightly naughty) gift, this shirt has you covered. Celebrate the season with a little bit of humor!
🎄 Spread some holiday humor with a shirt that’s sure to have everyone saying, “Oh, my!” This festive top is perfect for anyone who’s not afraid to embrace the cheeky side of Christmas! 🎅
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
- Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
- The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
- The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |