CAN'T KILL THEM ALL - hilarious jar candle

For the days when you’re hanging by a thread, our "Can’t Kill Them All" Candle is here to remind you to take a deep breath and light it up instead. Made with premium coconut apricot wax, this hand-poured candle burns clean and slow, giving you time to cool off, reset, and laugh through the chaos.

Available in two stylish jar colors – crisp white for a modern, minimalist look or amber for cozy, rustic vibes – this candle is a hilarious and relatable addition to any space. Perfect for a friend who’s been there or for yourself as a cheeky reminder that laughter really is the best therapy.

Because some battles are best fought with a candle and a sense of humor. 🕯️

Why You’ll Love It:
- Premium Wax Blend: Crafted with coconut apricot wax for a smooth, creamy appearance and a cleaner burn.
- Stylish Design: Choose between a sleek white jar or a warm amber jar to match your decor.
- Conversation Starter: This bold statement piece brings personality and a touch of humor to any room.
- Eco-Conscious: Our candles are hand-poured in reusable glass jars and designed with sustainability in mind.

These scented candles are hand-poured in the USA, and made from premium coconut apricot wax with cotton wicks that are lead and zinc-free. With a burn time of approximately 20 hours (up to 50 hours for the 9oz), they provide long-lasting fragrance and warmth. The candles come in 9 scents, as well as in elegant amber and classic clear vessels, topped with a stylish gold lid, making them a beautiful, ambient addition to any space.

- Materials: coconut apricot wax, cotton wick
- Lid color: gold
- Vessel color: amber and clear
- Burn time: up to 20 hours (4oz), up to 50 hours (9oz)
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- Please note: All scents have the same natural color
- Important: Do not leave candles unattended